Business Story 06: Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. 

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,… 

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?” 

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. 

Business Story 05: A Little Bird

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. 

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut! 

Business Story 04: Turkey and Bull

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. 

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there. 

Business Story 03: Rabbit and Crow

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. 

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. 

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up. 

Business Story 02: Priest and Nun

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.” 

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. 

Business Story 01: Genie in the Lamp

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.” 

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. 

Earning Rates for Each Country on Adf.ly

Interstitials CPV : cost per view - the amount of money paid for 1000 views from adf.ly to your shortened links.

Top Banner CPM : cost per 1000 impressions - the amount of money paid for 1000 views from your banner view.

Unique : the average amount of money for 1000 views in 24 hours.

Raw :  the amount of money you earn for 1000 views in 24 hours.

The following table is the rates for the counts:

Quốc gia	Interstitials CPV |		Top Banner CPM
	Unique	Raw	Unique	Raw
United States	$8.16	$3.74	$0.55	$0.50
Canada	$2.75	$1.51	$0.47	$0.30
United Kingdom	$5.85	$2.76	$0.73	$0.48
Australia	$3.73	$1.71	$0.53	$0.36
Poland	$3.84	$2.18	$0.23	$0.18
Norway	$3.83	$2.26	$0.34	$0.20
New Zealand	$3.74	$1.67	$0.53	$0.30
Spain	$3.55	$1.73	$0.31	$0.20
United Arab Emirates	$3.52	$1.61	$0.53	$0.26
Ireland	$3.22	$1.69	$0.45	$0.30
Italy	$3.20	$1.61	$0.17	$0.11
Switzerland	$2.96	$1.44	$0.31	$0.20
Singapore	$2.93	$1.55	$0.56	$0.31
South Africa	$2.81	$1.62	$0.32	$0.20
Netherlands	$2.75	$1.69	$0.30	$0.22
Iraq	$2.73	$1.47	$0.18	$0.11
Germany	$2.62	$1.50	$0.35	$0.23
France	$2.59	$1.27	$0.17	$0.10
Cyprus	$2.54	$1.43	$0.33	$0.23
Austria	$2.41	$1.26	$0.33	$0.22
Slovakia	$2.32	$1.14	$0.23	$0.16
Iceland	$2.18	$1.11	$0.24	$0.20
Saudi Arabia	$2.17	$1.06	$0.33	$0.18
Finland	$2.16	$1.10	$0.30	$0.20
Sweden	$2.11	$1.09	$0.40	$0.21
Myanmar	$2.09	$0.56	$0.10	$0.10
Belgium	$2.05	$1.41	$0.40	$0.26
Denmark	$1.97	$1.10	$0.30	$0.20
Czech Republic	$1.90	$1.10	$0.31	$0.19
Peru	$1.89	$0.77	$0.16	$0.10
Malaysia	$1.87	$0.84	$0.18	$0.11
Kenya	$1.82	$1.03	$0.16	$0.11
Luxembourg	$1.79	$0.99	$0.14	$0.10
Latvia	$1.74	$1.08	$0.29	$0.18
Hong Kong	$1.69	$1.01	$0.27	$0.17
Ecuador	$1.68	$0.71	$0.17	$0.10
Nigeria	$1.61	$0.72	$0.11	$0.10
Mexico	$1.54	$0.69	$0.18	$0.10
Colombia	$1.52	$0.69	$0.16	$0.10
Japan	$1.51	$0.94	$0.16	$0.10
Chad	$1.50	$0.50	$0.05	$0.03
Albania	$1.47	$0.57	$0.17	$0.10
Israel	$1.44	$0.78	$0.18	$0.10
Liberia	$1.43	$0.52	$0.05	$0.03
Libya	$1.43	$0.53	$0.18	$0.10
Bahrain	$1.39	$0.57	$0.18	$0.10
Jordan	$1.34	$0.62	$0.20	$0.11
Eritrea	$1.33	$0.47	$0.05	$0.03
Thailand	$1.33	$0.67	$0.13	$0.09
Slovenia	$1.30	$0.67	$0.19	$0.10
Russian Federation	$1.28	$0.68	$0.24	$0.17
Ghana	$1.28	$0.51	$0.13	$0.10
Qatar	$1.25	$0.57	$0.21	$0.10
Greece	$1.22	$0.71	$0.16	$0.10
Panama	$1.20	$0.52	$0.16	$0.11
Somalia	$1.19	$0.46	$0.05	$0.03
India	$1.19	$0.64	$0.15	$0.10
Togo	$1.18	$0.44	$0.05	$0.03
Guinea	$1.18	$0.48	$0.05	$0.03
Micronesia, Federated States Of	$1.16	$0.46	$0.05	$0.03
Cuba	$1.16	$0.56	$0.46	$0.35
Armenia	$1.15	$0.55	$0.17	$0.10
Morocco	$1.15	$0.60	$0.22	$0.11
Bulgaria	$1.13	$0.50	$0.22	$0.16
Macao	$1.13	$0.53	$0.17	$0.11
Equatorial Guinea	$1.12	$0.43	$0.05	$0.03
Lithuania	$1.12	$0.57	$0.13	$0.10
Estonia	$1.12	$0.52	$0.14	$0.12
Rwanda	$1.09	$0.44	$0.10	$0.10
Congo, The Democratic Republic Of The	$1.09	$0.44	$0.05	$0.03
Saint Kitts And Nevis	$1.08	$0.43	$0.05	$0.03
Moldova, Republic Of	$1.08	$0.53	$0.15	$0.10
Argentina	$1.08	$0.62	$0.16	$0.10
Korea, Republic Of	$1.07	$0.65	$0.15	$0.10
Cote D’ivoire	$1.06	$0.50	$0.16	$0.11
Croatia	$1.06	$0.57	$0.14	$0.10
Georgia	$1.05	$0.55	$0.13	$0.10
Cook Islands	$1.05	$0.50	$0.05	$0.03
Anguilla	$1.05	$0.39	$0.05	$0.03
Korea, Democratic People’s Republic Of	$1.05	$0.43	$0.05	$0.03
Sierra Leone	$1.04	$0.40	$0.10	$0.10
Brazil	$1.03	$0.56	$0.18	$0.10
Tunisia	$1.02	$0.54	$0.18	$0.10
Algeria	$1.02	$0.56	$0.17	$0.10
Tonga	$1.01	$0.44	$0.05	$0.03
Tanzania, United Republic Of	$1.01	$0.51	$0.14	$0.10
Egypt	$1.00	$0.50	$0.22	$0.11
Bangladesh	$1.00	$0.50	$0.14	$0.10
Bolivia	$0.97	$0.48	$0.16	$0.10
Brunei Darussalam	$0.97	$0.44	$0.15	$0.10
Macedonia, The Former Yugoslav Republic Of	$0.96	$0.57	$0.17	$0.10
Honduras	$0.96	$0.42	$0.16	$0.10
Portugal	$0.95	$0.53	$0.17	$0.10
Sri Lanka	$0.95	$0.50	$0.14	$0.10
Montenegro	$0.95	$0.50	$0.17	$0.10
Guam	$0.94	$0.45	$0.16	$0.10
Ukraine	$0.94	$0.50	$0.16	$0.10
Iran, Islamic Republic Of	$0.94	$0.51	$0.16	$0.10
Papua New Guinea	$0.94	$0.44	$0.05	$0.03
Guatemala	$0.94	$0.45	$0.15	$0.10
Serbia	$0.94	$0.50	$0.15	$0.10
Fiji	$0.93	$0.43	$0.10	$0.10
Guyana	$0.93	$0.42	$0.15	$0.10
Cambodia	$0.93	$0.38	$0.16	$0.10
Philippines	$0.91	$0.44	$0.15	$0.10
Taiwan	$0.90	$0.51	$0.16	$0.10
Uganda	$0.89	$0.43	$0.10	$0.10
Oman	$0.89	$0.49	$0.19	$0.10
Benin	$0.89	$0.41	$0.10	$0.10
Aland Islands	$0.88	$0.46	$0.20	$0.10
Suriname	$0.88	$0.43	$0.10	$0.10
Botswana	$0.87	$0.41	$0.10	$0.10
Seychelles	$0.87	$0.41	$0.05	$0.03
Northern Mariana Islands	$0.86	$0.45	$0.05	$0.03
Virgin Islands, U.S.	$0.86	$0.44	$0.05	$0.03
Barbados	$0.86	$0.41	$0.14	$0.10
Congo	$0.85	$0.46	$0.05	$0.03
Bosnia And Herzegovina	$0.85	$0.50	$0.16	$0.10
Faroe Islands	$0.84	$0.41	$0.05	$0.03
Gambia	$0.83	$0.45	$0.05	$0.03
Turkey	$0.83	$0.46	$0.14	$0.10
Dominica	$0.83	$0.43	$0.10	$0.10
Bhutan	$0.82	$0.42	$0.10	$0.10
Cape Verde	$0.82	$0.39	$0.15	$0.10
Mongolia	$0.82	$0.46	$0.16	$0.10
Dominican Republic	$0.81	$0.42	$0.15	$0.10
Afghanistan	$0.81	$0.37	$0.22	$0.10
Saint Vincent And The Grenadines	$0.81	$0.41	$0.05	$0.03
Costa Rica	$0.81	$0.44	$0.15	$0.10
Indonesia	$0.81	$0.41	$0.12	$0.08
Vietnam	$0.81	$0.51	$0.14	$0.08
Kuwait	$0.80	$0.49	$0.19	$0.10
Lebanon	$0.80	$0.43	$0.16	$0.10
Ethiopia	$0.80	$0.44	$0.20	$0.10
Kiribati	$0.80	$0.39	$0.05	$0.03
Antigua And Barbuda	$0.80	$0.41	$0.10	$0.10
Swaziland	$0.79	$0.43	$0.13	$0.10
Puerto Rico	$0.79	$0.43	$0.15	$0.10
Nicaragua	$0.79	$0.40	$0.13	$0.10
Madagascar	$0.79	$0.41	$0.25	$0.10
Martinique	$0.78	$0.40	$0.13	$0.10
Chile	$0.78	$0.44	$0.16	$0.10
Jamaica	$0.78	$0.41	$0.17	$0.10
Belize	$0.78	$0.41	$0.10	$0.10
Zambia	$0.78	$0.39	$0.05	$0.03
Mozambique	$0.78	$0.40	$0.16	$0.10
Grenada	$0.78	$0.39	$0.20	$0.10
Bahamas	$0.77	$0.40	$0.16	$0.10
Réunion	$0.77	$0.41	$0.15	$0.10
Niger	$0.77	$0.41	$0.10	$0.10
Andorra	$0.77	$0.40	$0.15	$0.10
Paraguay	$0.77	$0.41	$0.21	$0.10
New Caledonia	$0.76	$0.43	$0.10	$0.10
Uruguay	$0.76	$0.41	$0.16	$0.11
Venezuela	$0.76	$0.43	$0.17	$0.10
Sudan	$0.76	$0.44	$0.22	$0.10
Turkmenistan	$0.75	$0.45	$0.05	$0.03
Zimbabwe	$0.75	$0.40	$0.05	$0.03
Romania	$0.75	$0.42	$0.26	$0.16
Pakistan	$0.75	$0.50	$0.15	$0.11
British Indian Ocean Territory	$0.75	$0.50	$0.05	$0.03
Holy See (Vatican City State)	$0.75	$0.38	$0.05	$0.03
Malawi	$0.75	$0.42	$0.05	$0.03
Lao People’s Democratic Republic	$0.75	$0.45	$0.11	$0.10
Bermuda	$0.75	$0.41	$0.20	$0.10
French Guiana	$0.74	$0.39	$0.10	$0.10
Burundi	$0.74	$0.41	$0.10	$0.10
French Polynesia	$0.74	$0.43	$0.16	$0.10
Saint Lucia	$0.73	$0.39	$0.05	$0.03
Djibouti	$0.73	$0.39	$0.10	$0.10
Mali	$0.73	$0.42	$0.05	$0.03
Hungary	$0.73	$0.43	$0.27	$0.18
Namibia	$0.73	$0.41	$0.17	$0.10
Malta	$0.73	$0.39	$0.13	$0.10
Netherlands Antilles	$0.73	$0.42	$0.05	$0.03
Guadeloupe	$0.72	$0.38	$0.15	$0.10
Cayman Islands	$0.72	$0.41	$0.05	$0.03
Samoa	$0.71	$0.32	$0.05	$0.03
Mauritania	$0.71	$0.39	$0.14	$0.10
Guinea-Bissau	$0.71	$0.42	$0.05	$0.03
Aruba	$0.71	$0.41	$0.10	$0.10
Turks And Caicos Islands	$0.71	$0.41	$0.05	$0.03
Angola	$0.71	$0.40	$0.14	$0.10
Cameroon	$0.71	$0.38	$0.10	$0.10
Mauritius	$0.70	$0.39	$0.14	$0.10
Gibraltar	$0.70	$0.42	$0.10	$0.10
Saint Martin	$0.70	$0.45	$0.05	$0.03
Yemen	$0.70	$0.43	$0.18	$0.10
El Salvador	$0.69	$0.42	$0.14	$0.10
Jersey	$0.69	$0.43	$0.10	$0.10
Trinidad And Tobago	$0.68	$0.42	$0.13	$0.10
Mayotte	$0.68	$0.43	$0.05	$0.03
Haiti	$0.68	$0.39	$0.10	$0.10
Falkland Islands (Malvinas)	$0.68	$0.55	$0.05	$0.03
Greenland	$0.67	$0.43	$0.05	$0.03
San Marino	$0.67	$0.38	$0.20	$0.10
Senegal	$0.67	$0.37	$0.14	$0.10
Monaco	$0.65	$0.39	$0.40	$0.10
Isle Of Man	$0.64	$0.42	$0.10	$0.10
Comoros	$0.64	$0.42	$0.05	$0.03
Maldives	$0.63	$0.39	$0.10	$0.10
Vanuatu	$0.63	$0.46	$0.05	$0.03
American Samoa	$0.62	$0.41	$0.10	$0.10
Gabon	$0.61	$0.37	$0.10	$0.10
Nepal	$0.60	$0.37	$0.13	$0.10
Timor-Leste	$0.60	$0.43	$0.05	$0.03
Solomon Islands	$0.60	$0.39	$0.05	$0.03
Guernsey	$0.60	$0.39	$0.10	$0.10
Liechtenstein	$0.59	$0.32	$0.05	$0.03
Azerbaijan	$0.59	$0.41	$0.14	$0.10
Burkina Faso	$0.59	$0.38	$0.30	$0.10
Marshall Islands	$0.58	$0.50	$0.05	$0.03
Uzbekistan	$0.58	$0.36	$0.05	$0.03
Sao Tome And Principe	$0.58	$0.33	$0.20	$0.10
Syrian Arab Republic	$0.57	$0.42	$0.16	$0.10
Lesotho	$0.57	$0.38	$0.10	$0.10
Palestinian Territory, Occupied	$0.56	$0.40	$0.22	$0.10
Tajikistan	$0.56	$0.37	$0.30	$0.10
Belarus	$0.55	$0.40	$0.13	$0.10
Virgin Islands, British	$0.54	$0.40	$0.05	$0.03
Kazakhstan	$0.53	$0.39	$0.12	$0.10
Kyrgyzstan	$0.53	$0.36	$0.20	$0.10
China	$0.51	$0.36	$0.11	$0.10
Central African Republic	$0.50	$0.38	$0.05	$0.03
Palau	$0.50	$0.38	$0.05	$0.03
Saint Pierre And Miquelon	$0.47	$0.30	$0.05	$0.03
Montserrat	$0.38	$0.31	$0.05	$0.03
Các quốc gia khác	$0.25 – $2.00		$0.06 – $0.22